For as passé as it sounds, children need fathers. Not just for insemination and fertilization. Paternal investment in children is a foundational aspect of humanity; it is arguably one of the strategies that elevated us so far beyond our primitive and laughable ape cousins. Being brought up without dads is an unequivocal detriment to kids.
It’s by divine right that men take the lead upon the intercourse to Punarnia. For not only do women’s vehicles take a lot longer to warm up, they regularly require a boost from a man’s—and face it: we’re better drivers. Foreplay is the jumper cables you will need to really crank her engine.